HILARY CLINTON

Ah, What a Gal !!!!

Just a couple  of reasons why She wont be appearing on the
Jay Leno Show

From the Late Nite Jay Leno show

Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic
athlete.  But she was not athletic enough.

She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but at the time they didn't take
women.

She said she wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy.

Should she be telling people this story?  I mean she's basically saying
she wants to be president because she can't do anything else."

Jay Leno

Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for president in
2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she finally wants to
see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed."

Jay Leno

"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President
Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason
she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk."

Jay Leno

Former President Bill Clinton said that if his wife, Hillary, is elected
president, he will do whatever she wants. You know Bill Clinton -- when
he makes a vow to Hillary, you can take it to the bank. "

Jay Leno

"Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign?
Know what sign? 'For Sale.'"

Jay Leno

"A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay
for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it, but still,
that's not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at least I got to steal some
furniture from the White House and a Senate seat for mine."

-Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislation to allow all
ex-felons to vote. See, this way all the Clinton's former business
partners can vote for her in 2008."

Jay Leno

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