Age is a Funny Thing !!

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get
old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so
excited about aging that you think in fractions.
How old are you?"  -  "I'm 4 and half."
You're never 36 and a half, but you're 4 and a half going on 5!
That's the key. You get into your teens,
now they can't hold you Back!!  You jump to the next number.
"How old are you?" - "I'm gonna be 16."
You could be 12 or 13, but you're gonna be 16.
And then the greatest day of your life happens: you become 21.
Even the words sounds like a ceremony--you BECOME 21. YES!!!!
But then you turn 30. Uh Ooohhh, what happened here??
Makes you sound like bad milk.
She TURNED…. We had to throw her out!!!!
There's no fun now.  What's wrong?? What changed???
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40...
stay over there, its all slipping away...
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're PUSHING 40,
you REACH 50...my dreams are gone...
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're PUSHING 40,
you REACH 50 and then you MAKE IT to 60...
Whew!  I didn't think I'd make it.
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, You're PUSHING 40,
you REACH 50, you MAKE IT to 60…
By then you've built up so much speed, you HIT 70! 
After that, it's a day by day thing. . .
You HIT Wednesday….
You get into your 80s, you HIT lunch. 
You don’t  dare buy green bananas…  Very Risky
And it doesn't end there...Into the 90's, you start going backwards:
I'm JUST 92.
Then a strange thing happens, if you make it over 100,
you become a little kid again: I'm 100 and a half!!
Age is a funny thing and growing old is definitely
Not for WIMPS !!

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